Eve

Overview
The second human on Earth, Eve was created from Adams Rib. Within hours of life, Eve became bored with Adam as a companion and murdered him. To sustain life on this new planet, Eve reproduced asexually and began life as the "first" human on earth. Eve is by far the oldest human alive, estimates show that she is around 7070000000000400000034000060070000020040050007008000000100000000000100020000303040054050600707000808070706905646 years old at the time of writing. Eve's long life cannot be explained throughouly enough in this wiki article. She currently works at Bertha's Pink Palace Brothel in Manitoba and has been working there the past 65 years.

Recorded Life
After killing Adam eve had many, many, many children. She lived on the planet and watched it grow from a settlement of 20 people to a population of 7 million. She spent most of her life in Japan, from around the age of early Samurais to the late 1920's. Japan is where Eve spent a lot of her life and the most memories were made. In the 1960's she killed and replaced Yoko Ono, John Lennons wife and ended the beatles. For the past 65 years she has been working full time at Bertha's, wishing to leave. Her job there is second in command and head secretary as well as disciplinary officer. Eve knows every department by heart and where it is, she deals with accounting and communications and runs adamandeve.com as well as security for the whole brothel.

As a younger woman, eve was a registered animorph and could transform into a black cat and still today has a fascination with cats. However, as old age has got to her she has slowly lost the ability to do so. Eve is expected to live another billion years before dissolving back into the heavens.